It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You ruined the universe
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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