ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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