ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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