I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
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Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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