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i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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