ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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