My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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