No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
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It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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