found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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