We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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