remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
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hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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