This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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