At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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