Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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