I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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