There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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