Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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