you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
My cat gives me a boner
seriously i just wanna be friends
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and she was petting her beer can
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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