strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
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If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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