There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
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Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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