If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
you never un-have a 4some
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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