No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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