Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
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It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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