i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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