he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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