apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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