We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
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I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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