There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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