Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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