Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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