glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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