Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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