I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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