O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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