ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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