Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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whose parrot is this?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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