Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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