Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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