But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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