O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
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I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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