they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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