So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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