you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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