Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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