i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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