You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
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After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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