please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
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LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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