my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
and you fell through a lawn chair
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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