piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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