i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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